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Bula agitat din ultima banca statea cu mana ridicata de ceva timp; vroia si el sa raspunda la intrebare.
- Doamna invatatoare eu stiu despre camile ca sunt vagaboante!
- Bula, zice invatatoarea, nu ti-e rusine! Cum poti sa spui asa ceva de fata cu toti copiii! Ce inseamna asta? Cum adica camilele sunt vagaboante? Cine ti-a spus tie asa ceva?
- Pai cum, doamna invatatoare, nu umbla ele cu toti arabii?
O femeie nu voia sa-si marite fata cu Abdul. Incercand sa-l faca sa se razgandeasca, ii spune: - Daca vrei sa te mariti cu fiica mea, adu-i un Mertzan. - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul aduce Mertzan! Aduce Abdul Mertzanul, mama, disperata, incearca din nou : - Fata mea nu se marita cu tine decat daca o sa aiba vile la munte si la mare. - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul cumpara vile ! Cumpara Abdul vile, mamei ii vine o ultima idee : - Fata mea nu poate sa se marite decat cu cineva care o are de 30 de centimetri ! - Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul mai taie!
Gheorghe era in tren cu un arab. Arabul scoate o rosie. Gheorge il intreaba:
- Ce e aia?
- O rosie.
- La noi sunt de 10 ori mai mari.
arabul mai scoate un castravete. gheorghe il intreaba:
- Ce e ala?
- Un castravete.
- La noi sunt de 10 ori mai mari.
Enervat, arabul scoate un pepene. gheorge intreaba:
- Ce e ala?
- Un bob de mazare.
Numele dumneavoastra?
- Abdallah Hamid.
- Sex?
- De 4 ori be sabtamana...
- Nu, domnule, barbat sau femeie?
- Barbat, femeie, cateodata si una camila
La vama, masina unui arab e perchezitionata in cele mai mici detalii pana cand deja exasperat, vamesul gaseste o punga cu praf alb. O desface tacticos in fata arabului, trage o limba zemoasa prin continut si ranjind catre arab:
- Cocaina? cocaina?
- Nu, antrax.
Un tip mergea prin desert de citeva zile, echipat cu ochelari si labe de scafandru. Si cum mergea el asa, sfirsit de sete si de foame, de-abia se mai tira, se intilneste cu un beduin pe o camila. Il intreaba:
- Nu va suparati, cit mai e pina la ocean?
- Pai, sa mai tot fie vreo 200 de kilometri...
La care omul rabufneste cu naduf:
- Sa va ia dracu cu plaja voastra cu tot!
Caldura mare... Caravana trece incet printre dune. Intr-o vale, un Cadillac ultimul tip are capota de la motor ridicata. Din autoturism iese o blonda superba care se adreseaza primului beduin:
-Domnul meu, ajuta-ma! Mi s-a stricat masina!
-Pai...Nu ma pricep...Dar e la coada caravanei unul, Ali, care a facut studiile in Romania si poate...
-Cheama-l incoace! spune blonda abia auzit.
Din gura in gura, se transmite mesajul si Ali vine in fata:
-Ce s-a intamplat?
-Domnul meu, imi repari masina?
-Eu...V-o repar...Dar stiti? Noi, treizeci de beduini, pe treizeci de camile...O suta de neveste au ramas acasa...si noi...de trei saptamani in desert...
-Nu ti-e rusine, porcule, sa insinuezi asa ceva?
-Altfel nu va repar masina.
-Bine, dar cu o conditie: va pun la toti prezervative...Dar nu le scoateti, jurati pe Alah ca nu le scoateti. Nu vreau sa raman grea sau sa iau SIDA. Eu sunt femeie serioasa, casatorita.
Afacerea se incheie. Ali repara masina si, dupa un timp, pleaca fiecare in treaba lui. Dupa trei zile. Acelasi desert. Aceeasi caravana. Treizeci de beduini, verzi la fata, cu burtile umflate. La un moment dat, in coada caravanei, Ali ridica ochii catre cer:
-Fie ce-o fi... Ramane - nu ramane grea, eu tot trebuie sa fac pipi!!!
Un roman avea un vecin arab.
Intr-o dimineata plingea romanul de mama focului. Arabul il intreba:
- De ce plingi,mai?
- Mi-a murit capraaa...
- Lasa, mai, uite dau la tine bani, iei alta capra.
Zis si facut. A doua zi plingea romanul si mai tare.
- Acuma de ce mai plingi?
- Pai, daca nu-mi murea capra, acuma nu aveam doua?
Un arab cu camila prin desert. Dupa o vreme se incapataneaza camila si nu mai vrea sa se miste nicicum. O impinge si o taraie arabul pana ce da de un car service. Ii zice mecanicului:
- Repara-mi camila, omule!
- Apoi, Sheikule, asta nu-i camel service ci car service. Nu pot.
- Ba fa ce stii, cum stii, si repar-o! Ca-ti sucesc gatul! zice arabul.
Se gandeste, foieste, suceste mecanicul si-i vine-o idee...
- Suie-o pe rampa!
Arabul impinge camila pe rampa, mecanicul vine cu un cleste si stalceste coaiele camilei.
Si intr-o clipita prinde camila suta la ora.
Arabul mirat:
- Buna treaba, omule! Dar un mic detaliu, eu cum ajung camila sa ma sui pe ea?
- Sui si tu pe rampa!
O femeie nu voia sa-si marite fata cu Abdul. Incercand sa-l faca sa se razgandeasca, ii spune:
- Daca vrei sa te mariti cu fiica mea, adu-i un Mertzan.
- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul aduce Mertzan!
Aduce Abdul Mertzanul, mama, disperata, incearca din nou :
- Fata mea nu se marita cu tine decat daca o sa aiba vile la munte si la mare.
- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul cumpara vile!
Cumpara Abdul vile, mamei ii vine o ultima idee :
- Fata mea nu poate sa se marite decat cu cineva care o are de 30 de centimetri!
- Abdul iubeste, Abdul doreste, Abdul mai taie!
Doi arabi, veniti la studii in Romania, vad pe strada o tanara incantatoare.
Rapid, se opresc in dreptul ei si o intreaba, dar in araba- Ce face?
Neintelegand nimic, romanca ii intreaba mirata:
- Ce?
La care arabii, vorbind brusc romaneste, ii raspund smechereste:
- C(e) e vitamina si se suge...
Un arab agata o prostituata si o duce acasa la el. Cand tipa se dezbraca, vede ca este cheala pe sex.
-Dar peru? intreaba ingrijorat arabul.
-Tu m-ai adus aici sa facem sex sau ore de geografie?
-Cum se numeste dentistul arab?
- BLENDAHMED.
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