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- O cafea... Vezi sa pui in ea noua lingurite de zahar!
- Nu as putea pune zece, ca sa fie socoteala rotunda? Zice ironic chelnerul.
- Nu, las-o asa, cu noua lingurite. Imi place sa fie putin amara!
Un domn vine la un restaurant renumit:
- Buna ziua, cu ce va putem servi... intreaba chelnerita.
- Pai care este specialitatea casei?
- Chilli, dar domnul de langa dumneavoastra a comandat ultima portie. Doriti altceva?
- O cafea, va rog... Multumesc.
Plateste domnul cafeaua, o bea linistit, si c??nd sa plece, observa ca domnul de langa avea o portie de chilli neinceputa...
- Nu va suparati, pot...?
- Da, chiar va rog.
Incepe omul nostru sa manace cu pofta, si baga in el si infuleca, de parca nu ar mai fi mancat asemenea bunatate de ani de zile. C??nd ajunge la jumatate, observa un sobolan mort in farfurie si vomita totul la loc. La care vecinul:
- Da, da... Si eu tot pana acolo am ajuns...
Un marinar batran il intreaba pe chelner:
- Cum se numeste apa asta chioara?
- Supa, domnule
- Ia te uita, minune, am navigat 30 de ani prin supa fara sa stiu cum ii zice.
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- Care este cea mai mare dorinta a dumneavoastra, a chelnerilor? intreaba un reporter in cadrul unui interviu.
- Clientii sa manance acasa, iar bacsisul sa-l trimita prin mandat postal.
- Ospatar, acesta bucata de carne cruda indraznesti s-o numesti friptura?
- Iertati-ma, domnule, dar eu sunt ospatar nu lingvist.
- Ospatar, dupa ce am baut cafeaua, pe fundul cestii am gasit o musca. Ce insemna asta?!?
- Nu stiu domnule. Cred ca ar trebui sa o intrebati pe colega mea, ea ne ghiceste de obicei in cafea.
Un turist strain intra sa serveasca masa intr-un restaurant de-al nostru. Asa cum se intampla pe la noi, chelnerul umfla bine nota de plata.
- Ei, ce face tipul, a inceput sa protesteze? se intereseaza seful de sala
- Nu inca, spune chelnerul, acum isi cauta cuvintele in dictionar.
Ion si Gheorghe la Paris. Intra ei intr-o cafenea cer cite o cafea. Vine chelnerul cu cafelele. Bea Ion primul din cafea si incepe sa plinga.
- Ce s-a intimplat mai Ioane, intreaba Gheorghe?
- Mi-am adus aminte de mama saraca ca nu este si ea aici sa vada frumusete de oras!
Bea si Gheorghe din cafea si incepe sa plinga.
- Ce s-a intimplat mai Gheorghe, de ce plingi?
- Mi-am adus aminte de tata ca nu-i aici sa-si bage p*** in mata ca nu mi-ai spus ca frige cafeaua!
Seful de sala il intreaba pe ospatar:
- I-ai facut clientului de la masa 3 nota de plata?
- Da, domnule.
- Extraordinar tip! Continua sa zambeasca.
Ospatar, fii amabil, spune clientul, am comandat o friptura cu os!
- Da, domnule, v-am adus-o, care este problema?
- Vrei sa vezi daca nu cumva carnea a ramas in bucatarie?
Un popa catolic intra intr-o vineri intr-un restaurant si zice catre chelner:
- Fiule, aveti balena?
- Nu parinte.
- Nici rechin sau foca?
- NU parinte.
- Atunci da-mi un cotlet de porc in sange, si Dumnezeu mi-e martor ca am vrut sa mananc peste.
Pe Bulevardul Magheru erau doua restaurante cu gratar, bere, vin select etc...etc.
Primul restaurant era mereu plin, clientii intrau unul dupa altul ba stateau si la rind ca sa intre si sa comande mititei.
Responsabilul, Stamate a fost chiar nevoit sa puna si un nou gratar afara, in curte ca sa satisfaca cererea.
Cel de-al doilea restaurant era mereu gol. Responsabilul, Diaconescu statea chiar afara si invita clientii care ...nu prea intrau.
Dupa un timp, si-a luat Diaconescu inima in dinti si l-a intrebat pe Stamate:
- Spune-mi te rog, cum se face ca la matale e coada la mititei si la mine nu e numeni? Ce pui matale in ei?
Stamate i-a raspuns:
- Pun jumatate carne si jumatate.. rahat.
- Aaa, zice Diaconescu, matale pui si carne...
- Chelner, o scobitoare!
- Sunt toate ocupate ...
La restaurant, clientul catre chelner ,la vederea notei de plata :
- Ei, dracie, o suta de mii de lei pentru un prinz.Puteati macar sa faceti o reducere,ca pentru un coleg.
- Si dumneavoastra sinteti tot chelner ?
- Nu, sint hot !
Clientul ?Ži face semn chelnerului care de apropie prompt şi amabil:
- Să ştii şefule, şniţelul care mi l-ai dat nu se poate m?Žnca.
- Nu-i nimic, vi-l luăm şi vă aducem ?Žn loc un cotlet excepţional.
- Păi, am m?Žncat o bucăţică din el.
- Şi din cotlet s-a m?Žncat foarte puţin.
Ce fel de restaurant e ăsta? Supă nu mai este, tocăniţă nu mai este, salată nu mai este. Adu-mi, te rog, paltonul.
- Nici paltonul nu mai este!
- Ce fel de restaurant e Ä?sta? SupÄ? nu mai este, tocÄ?ni??Ä? nu mai este, salatÄ? nu mai este. Adu-mi, te rog, paltonul.
- Nici paltonul nu mai este!
- Domnule, nu va suparati, in berea mea este o musca.
- Ah! Cat de zgarcit puteti fi! Cat credeti ca poate bea o musca?
- Sa va pun si niste ciupercute?
- Nu, multumesc, mie-mi place sa le culeg singur!
- Cum doriti! Pot sa vi le risipesc pe podea...
- Domnule chelner, in supa mea e o musca!!!!!
- Nu-i nimic, s-a spalat mai intai in apa minerala pe care v-am adus-o!!!!
-Chelner, puiul pe care tocmai mi l-ai adus nu este bine prajit.
-Si cum dedus asta, domnule? Inca nici nu l-ati gustat.
-Imi mananca cartofii!
Un om se duce la un restaurant foarte renumit si comanda o friptura de pui si o salata. Dupa cateva momente cheama chelnerul:
-Te rog sa mai prajesti putin puiul pentru ca imi mananca toata salata....
Un pitic tot sarea in fata tejghelei unui bar si striga:
- Vreau si eu un suc! Vreau si eu un suc!! dar nu reusea sa vada peste tejghea.
.... Tot sare el asa degeaba pana cand se enerveaza ingrozitor si se duce in spatele barului.
Acolo era alt pitic care sarea:
- Cola sau Fanta? Cola sau Fanta?
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