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- La securi??ti ai c?Žntat?
- Am c?Žntat, coane, ce era sÄ? fac?
- Dar la nomenclaturÄ? ai c?Žntat?
- Am c?Žntat, coane, cÄ? era pericol.
C?Žnd ajunge acasÄ? supÄ?rat ??i cu originea mototolitÄ?, ?Ži poveste??te pirandei ce a pÄ???it, la care aceasta ?Ži zice:
- Bine, mÄ? boule, nu puteai sÄ? spui cÄ? nu ai c?Žntat?
- Cum sÄ? spun, fÄ?, c?Žnd erau to??i acolo?
Concurs intre diversele servicii de securitate.
Proba e urmatoarea: se da drumul unui maimutoi in jungla, sa se ascunda.
Dupa o jumatate de ora, iese echipa de agenti sa gaseasca maimutoiul si sa-l aduca inapoi.
Cistiga serviciul de securitate care aduce maimutoiul in cel mai scurt timp.
Echipa C.I.A. se intoarce cu maimutoiul dupa 15 minute.
Echipa K.G.B. dupa 30 de minute.
Echipa Securitatii vine dupa doua minute cu un elefant.
- Dar acesta este un elefant domnilor, zice contrariat un membru al juriului.
- Vi se pare, raspunde unul dintre securisti, la ancheta a recunoscut ca e maimutoi.
In iad,Stalin primeste ca insotitoare o frumoasa actrita suedeza, blonda si cu picioare lungi. Lenin protesteaza:
-Dar nu e corect. A fost cel putin la fel de pacatos ca si mine.
Dracul de serviciu il linisteste:
-N-ai inteles!!!Ceea ce vedeti este pedeapsa ei!!!
Pe vremea colectivului la marginea unui ogor doi tractoristi beti stateau trantiti la umbra sub tracoarele parcate. La un moment dat apare secretarul de partid de la c.a.p si incepe sa urle la ei:
- Maaaa !! voi de ce nu semanati ?!!
La care unul din betivi raspunde contrariat :
- Da noi nu suntem frati !
Merge Ceausescu la americani si se da mare ca a trimis o misiune pe Soare.
Americanii,dupa ce rad copios,ii spun:
-Domnule Ceausescu,pe Soare sunt mii de grade...Cum ati putut trimite o misiune acolo?
La care Ceausescu:
-Ha,ha,ha,eu am trimis-o noaptea...
Intr-un sat din sudul Dobrogei , chiar si la C.A.P., magarii erau forta de munca de baza.
Intr-o zi, un magar alerga disperat printre grajdurile C.A.P.-ului , cautand un loc sa se ascunda si indemnandu-i si pe ceilalti sa procedeze la fel .
- De ce , ma !!! Ce s-a intamplat ?!?!
- N-ati auzit ?!?!
- Nu , ma !!! Ce sa auzim ??!
- A venit de la Bucuresti o comisie de organizare stiintifica a muncii !!!
- Ei si ce !!! Ce ne priveste pe noi ?!?!
- Pai , astia sunt pusi " pe taiat" si se zvoneste ca , la cei care au 3 COAIE , una le-o taie !!!!
- Si ce , tu ai trei ?!?!
- Nu !!! Dar astia intai le taie si dupa aceea le numara.
Sedinta de partid la o fabrica; secretarul de partid incepe: tovarasul, tovarasa, cei mai iubiti fii ai poporului, etc. ...... la urma intreaba daca are cineva o intrebare. Ridica mana Popescu.
- Aveti cuvantul tov. Popescu.
- De ce nu se gaseste paine, zahar, ulei, carne, etc?
-Intrebarea este foarte buna, luam o mica pauza dupa care continuam.
Dupa pauza ia cuvintul loctiitorul: planul cincinal, economii, munca patriotica, .....etc, are cineva vreo intrebare? Ridica mana Ionescu.
-Aveti cuvantul tov. Ionescu.
-Unde-i Popescu?
I se citeste lui Stalin presa occidentala. Asa si pe dincolo, ?Žn Uniunea Sovietica este antisemitism.
- Antisemitism?! De ce?!
- Pai, scriu astia ca la Moscova n-a mai ramas nici o sinagoga.
- Nici o sinagoga?! Asa sa fie?!
Verifica aia si-i raporteaza lui Stalin: Chiar asa si este. Da Stalin ordin:
- ??ntr-o luna, construiti o sinagoga. Lucreaza aia din greu si construiesc sinagoga.
??si aduce Stalin aminte: Cum mai sta chestia cu sinagoga aceea? Functioneaza?
- Nu.
- De ce?
- N-are rabin.
Da Stalin ordin: ??ntr-o saptam?Žna sa gasiti un rabin.
Dupa o vreme, ?Žsi aminteste Stalin:
- Cum e cu rabinul acela? L-ati gasit?
- Pai, am gasit noi vreo doi-trei, dar toti s?Žnt jidani.
Feciorul unui demnitar comunist pleaca in State pentru studii.
Acasa trimite o telegrama scurta :TRAIASCA PARTIDUL COMUNIST. RAMAN!
Cica, in timpul perioadei comuniste, s-ar fi dorit construirea unei autostrazi Bucuresti - Berlin, pe patru benzi, trei pentru dus si una pentru depasire ...
Cica , americanii au inventat o masinarie in care pe o parte bagai kkt si pe partea ailalta ieseau fel de fel de preparate ( carnati, salam, lebar, etc.) . Romanasii au cumparat si ei masinaria, au introdus kkt-ul pe o parte, dar stupoare, pe partea cealalta iesea tot kkt ! Asa ca, romanii au chemat americanii sa verifice masinaria . Astia au venit, au verificat, si au concluzionat : Kkt-ul asta a mai fost mancat o data !
Un reporter occidental ?Žl ?Žntreba pe Ceausescu, prin 1989:
- Am auzit ca ?Žn Romania e frig ?Žn case. Asa e?
- Da, dar n-a murit nimeni din cauza asta.
- Dar am auzit ca nu e nici m??ncare?
- Da, dar n-a murit nimeni de foame.
- Atunci, domnule presedinte, de ce nu ?Žncercati cu cianura?
Directorul unei fabrici le propune muncitorilor sa lucreze in fiecare zi mai mult cu 1 ora pentru a creste productivitatea. Apoi ii intreaba pe angajati daca sunt de acord.
Ionescu : Eu propun sa se lucreze cate 10 ore pe zi pentru a mari profitul companiei.
Popescu: Eu zic ca putem lucra chiar 12 ore pe zi, pentru ca trebuie sa ajungem cat mai repede la nivelul concurentei.
Vasilescu: Am putea sa lucram 16 ore pe zi, suntem obligati sa ne facem datoria.
Gheorghe : Eu propun sa nu mai plecam acasa deloc. Pentru ca acasa ne intalnim cu nevestele si riscam sa se nasca tampiti ca Ionescu, Popescu, Vasilescu!
Presedintele Americii are o intalnire oficiala cu presedintele URSS si dupa o votca, americanul il intreaba pe rus:
- Cat mai aveti pina la comunism?
Rusul raspunde: 20 km.
Americanul: Cum asa? Fa-ma sa inteleg.
Rusul :
- E simplu. La fiecare congres al partidului nostru, afirmam sus si tare ca am mai facut un pas catre comunism. Si in 20 km sunt ceva pasi...
In timpul cutremurului din 4 martie 1977, Ceausescu era in vizita intr-un stat din Africa. Imediat dupa cutremur (care a avut epicentrul in Vrancea), acesta primeste o telegrama cifrata : VRANCEA.
In traducere insemnand: vino repede acasa nicolae, capitala este avariata.
Moare Nicolae Ceausescu si ajunge in iad. I se face inventarul la pacate...
-Deci ai fost un dictator, toata tara a avut de suferit....Da, m-am decis. Trebuie sa stai in c***t pana la gat.
Il duce intr-o camera special amenejata unde erau si Lenin si Stalin. Bineinteles ca tovarasii se cunosteau.
-Na, hai repede in bazinul cu c***t cu tine.
La care Lenin si Stalin:
-Nicule, Nicule, nu sarii ca faci valuri!!!!!
Isi dau intalnire Comunismul, Socialismul si Capitalismul.
Socialismul intarzie. Vine pana la urma transpirat, sifonat si se scuza:
- Iertati-ma ca am intarziat dar am stat la coada la carne.
Capitalismul intreaba: - Ce-i aia coada?
Comunismul intraba: -Ce-i aia carne?
Pe timpul lui Nea Nicu, la coadă la alimentara, pe la 5 dimineata.
Pana sa vina masina cu carne, 2 cetateni mai stau la un pahar de vorba şi unul dintre ei începe sa spuna in soaptă bancuri cu Ceauşescu.
Cand celuilalt ii vine randul la bancuri , primul ii spune:
- Nici o mişcare! Sunt Locotenet Ionescu de la Securitate, hai cu mine la circă!
-Ba vii tu cu mine la circă, sunt Căpitan Popescu de la DSS, răspunse celălalt.
În acest moment intră în scenă o bătrânică ce se afla în spatele lor şi cu o voce şoptită:
- Colonel Georgescu de la Secu! După care pitigăiat
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