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Un moldovean primeste o telegrama : Lita , haide repede acasa , tata cablu subteran...
Stiti ce sunt chilotii?
Aia care chiloteaza avioanele...
Stefan cel Mare la razboi:
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Ariel:Pe unde trec spala totul
COCA-COLA imprastiati in tot globul
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Stiti care este spaima Moldovenilor?
Patentul....
Stiti ce-i ala piron?
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Lita la 18 ani
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Perie de sarma...
Marisico te invit la o cafea!
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Pai sti Marisico
Sa te f-!
Ce n-ai zis de la nceput ca asta-mi plase se-l mai mult...
Cum recunosti mirele la o nunta de moldoveni??
Are cel mai misto trening.
- De ce canta Sofia Vicoveanca ca in Moldova is numai flori?
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Francezul:
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Italianul: Dar noi dupa o alta tehnologie, sadim butasii sub unghiul de 75 grade, o udam in anumite perioade, dam anumite ingrasaminte, soarele sa bata din partea dreapta, cand curatim lasam 4-5 ochiuri ...
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