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Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Se poate, daca distanta este mai mica decat lungimea.
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Ce poti face cand doctorul iti interzice sa te apropii de votca ?
Radio Erevan raspunde: - Folosesti paiul.
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Poti sa te descurci cu sexul slab ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Da, dar e de preferat sa fie tare.
La Radio Erevan, un copil intreaba:
- Cat poate trai o camila fara sa bea apa ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Pana moare.
La Radio Erevan, un batranel intreaba:
- Ce pot sa-i dau unei fete tinere si frumoase, ca sa pot sa o imbratisez ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Cloroform.
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- O femeie poate ramane insarcinata de la vant ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Da, daca vantul bate dinspre cazarma...
La Radio Erevan, un sofer din Romania intreaba:
- O Dacie poate lua o curba de 90 de grade cu o viteza de 120 de kilometri pe ora ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Bineinteles, dar numai o singura data...
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Si boii se insoara, nu-i asa ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Da, domnule ! Numai boii...
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Se poate ca un barbat sa aiba 4 oua?
- In mod normal nu, dar sa verifice daca nu are o p... in fund!
- Ce animal poate sÄ?ri mai sus dec??t casa?
- Toate animalele, pentru cÄ? o casÄ? nu poate sÄ?ri.
I: - Care este asemanarea dintre o moasa si o pisica?
R: - Amandoua pandesc la gaura!
I: - Care este asemanarea dintre o femeie si o carte?
R: - Amandoua se deschid la partea cea mai uzata!
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Cu cine ar fi bine sa ma casatoresc:
- Cu o tipa frumoasa la care sa se uite toti si poate sa incerce sa se dea la ea sau cu una de
care sa fiu sigur ca nu va incerca nimeni sa mi-o f**a.
Raspuns:- Ai de ales, ori mananci o prajitura cu prietenii sau un cacat singur.
Care este diferenţa dintre un termometru anal şi unul oral?
Gustul.
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
-Am inventat o arma foarte puternica, o superarma care pune totul in umbra in domeniul armamentului.Pe langa asta principiul e foarte simplu.
Am toate componentele si nu mai am nevoie decat de niste ventile de bicicleta. Ati putea dumneavoastra, sa imi procurati aceste piese?
-Din pacate nu. Si ce putem noi face cu o astfel de arma pentru productia careia avem nevoie de astfel de piese greu de gasit!
De ce au prezervativele ambalajul atat de greu de desfacut?
- Ca sa mai ai timp sa te razgandesti!
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??ntrebare la Radio Erevan:
- De ce şi-a omor?Žt tovarăşul Hrusciov pisica?
- Fiindcă de la o vreme nu mai zicea Miauuu! ci Maooo!
Radio Erevan este intrebat:
- Este adevarat ca se poate face dragoste cu fereastra deschisa?
- Da, dar preferabil cu o femeie.
Intrebare:
- Dragi tovarasi ce trebuie sa facem in cazul unui bombardament atomic ?
Raspuns:
- Va puneti un cearceaf alb in cap si va indreptati in liniste spre cimitir !
Intrebare suplimentara:
- De ce in liniste ?
Raspuns:
- Ca sa nu starniti panica!
Azi ma insor. Putetzi sa-mi dati un sfat.
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Deja este prea tarziu.
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- De ce Adam shi Eva au trait peste 800 de ani, iar astazi omul nu
traieste mai mult de 100 de ani ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Deoarece, intre timp, medicina a progresat foarte mult !
La Radio Erevan, o tanara ascultatoare, nevinovata shi pudica inca,
intreaba:
- De ce multe fete se casatoresc cu batrani care inoata in bani ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Fiindca sunt foarte miloase ! Vor sa-i scape de la inec !
La Radio Erevan, un batranel intreaba:
- Cum este bine sa mergi, in fatza sau in lateralul sicriului ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Oricum, numai sa nu mergi in el !
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Care a fost cel mai nefericit shi ghinionist om de pe Glob ?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
Iuri Gagarin,pentru ca dupa ce a inconjurat globul pamantesc de
sapte ori tot in URSS a cazut.
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
-E adevarat ca toti oponentii lui Vladimir Putin s-au sinucis?
-Da. E adevarat. Mai putin unul care nu a fost gasit acasa...
E adevarat ca la rusi creste porumbul la fel ca stalpul de telegraf?
-Da e adevarat, chiar mai rar...
Un ascultator ne intreaba:
-Este adevarat ca in Romania,
-Da, este adevarat!!
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Unde sta, de fapt, cel care inventeaza glumele cu Radio Erevan?
- Nu stim exact, dar va sta mai mult timp acolo.
Intrebare: - Ce sa fac ca sa par mai subtire ?
Raspuns: - Intuneric, doamna.
Intrebare: - Ce este un celibatar?
Raspuns: - Un om care a pierdut ocazia de a face nefericita o
femeie.
Intrebare: - Isi face efectul si pe Luna pilula anticonceptionala?
Raspuns: - Da, dar costumul spatial ofera o protectie mult mai
buna.
Intrebare: - Care este diferenta dintre un optimist si un
pesimist?
Raspuns: - Diferenta este ca optimistul invata limba engleza
iar pesimistul chineza.
Intrebare: - Tovarase redactor, este adevarat ca si americanii
au pitici?
Raspuns: - In principiu da, dar cei rusi sunt mai mari.
Intrebare: - E adevarat ca armatei sovietice i-a fost cerut
ajutorul de catre Cehoslovacia?
Raspuns: - Da, cererea din 1939 a fost aprobata in 1968.
Intrebare: - Ce este haosul?
Raspuns: - Nu dam raspunsuri la intrebari din agricultura sovietica.
Intrebare: - Zebrele sunt negre cu dungi albe, sau albe cu
dungi negre?
Raspuns: - Da.
Intrebare: - Cum reactioneaza guvernul sovietic intr-o
situatie fara iesire?
Raspuns: - Am mai spus ca nu raspundem la intrebari din
domeniul agriculturii...
Intrebare: - Cand va incepe Marea Foame Mondiala?
Raspuns: - Cand vor incepe chinezii sa manance cu lingura in
loc de betisoare.
Intrebare: - Cum e mai bine sa mori: de sifilis sau de
dizenterie?
Raspuns: - Mai bine mori ca un barbat, decat ca un rahat.
Intrebare: - E adevarat ca Ceaikovski a fost homosexual?
Raspuns: - Da, dar este apreciat din alte motive...
Intrebare: - Se poate trai numai din salariu?
Raspuns: - Nu se stie. Nimeni n-a incercat...
-De ce barbarii purtau piei de animale pe ei??
-Cineva le-a spus ca e mai usor decat sa poarte tot animalul!
La Radio Erevan , un ascultator intreaba:
- Daca dragostea este vinul vietii, atunci ce este casatoria ?
Radio Erevan raspunde: - Mahmureala de a doua zi dimineata
I: Cum trebuie sa fie o femeie serioasa?
R: Femeia serioasa triebuie sa aiba sot si amant.
I: Credeiam ca aceea e o femeie adultera.
R: Femeia adultera are sot si mai multi amanti.
I: Credeam ca aceea e o femeie usoara.
R: Femeia usoara are doar amanti.
I: Credeam ca aceea e o femeie pierduta
R: Femeia pierduta n-are nici sot, nici amant.
I: Credeam ca aceea e o femeie singura.
R: Femeia singura e aia care are numai sot... !!
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- De ce costa divortul atit de mult?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Pentru ca merita!
Întreabă o tipă la radio Erevan:
- Este adevărat că aspirina poate fi folosită ca anticoncepţional?
- Da, dacă o ţii strâns între genunchi!
Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
Pot face baie daca am diaree?
Raspuns:
Puteti, daca aveti destula!
Întrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Ce e mare, albă şi lungă de 30 cm?
Răspuns:
- Nimic, toată lumea ştie că e neagră!
Domnişoara Mioara Mantale întreabă într-o zi la Radio Erevan:
- Este adevărat că Adam şi Eva au fost chinezi?
- Daca Adam şi Eva ar fi fost chinezi, am trăi încă în paradis, deoarece ei ar fi ignorat mărul şi ar fi mincat şarpele.
Radio Erevan este întrebat:
- Credeti că iaurtul este un remediu împotriva impotenţei?
- În principiu da, dar numai în combinaţie cu ipsosul.
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