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Primul spune:
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- De ce cari apa aia dupa tine? il intreaba romanul pe tigan.
- Pai cand mi-e sete beau apa. Da tu de ce cari usa aia dupa tine??
- Pai cand mi-e cald deschid geamul...


Romanii la campionatele mondiale. in prima zi au luat o medalie...
In a doua zi au mai luat o medalie...........
In a treia zi....i-au prins!!!


3 oameni merg pe strada...unu era surd...altul schiop shi altul nu vedea absolut nimic...
Primul spune:
- Aud pe cineva care se apropie!!!!....
CelalaltȘ
- Il vad!!!!!!!!.....
La care ultimul
- Hai sa fugim!...


Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia "petit dejuner"-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada) cand un
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Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:
- Voi painea o mancati toata?
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:
- Evident.
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:
- Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.
Romanul pastreaza tacerea.
Francezul insista:
- Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?
Romanul:
- Evident.
Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:
- Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.
Atunci, romanul intreaba:
- Voi francezii faceti sex?
- Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.
- Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite?" continua sa intrebe romanul.
- Le aruncam, bine-nteles.
- Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.


Un roman merge in Grecia el se gandeste sa mearga la un muzeu.
Acolo vede un vas grecesc si il ridica, sa il studieze.
Ghidul il vede si-i zice :
- Fi atent prostule, vasul ala e mai scump ca economile tale de-o viata!
La care romanul ii zice infuriat:
- Si ce te enervezi asa, daca e ata de ieftin?


Erau odata in desert un roman si un tigan. Tiganul avea o sticla cu apa si romanul avea o usa de la masina pe care o cara dupa el.
- De ce cari apa aia dupa tine? il intreaba romanul pe tigan.
- Pai cand mi-e sete beau apa. Da tu de ce cari usa aia dupa tine??
- Pai cand mi-e cald deschid geamul...


Romanii la campionatele mondiale. in prima zi au luat o medalie...
In a doua zi au mai luat o medalie...........
In a treia zi....i-au prins!!!


3 oameni merg pe strada...unu era surd...altul schiop shi altul nu vedea absolut nimic...
Primul spune:
- Aud pe cineva care se apropie!!!!....
CelalaltȘ
- Il vad!!!!!!!!.....
La care ultimul
- Hai sa fugim!...


Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia "petit dejuner"-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada) cand un
francez, mestecandu-si nelipsita sa guma, se aseaza langa el.
Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:
- Voi painea o mancati toata?
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:
- Evident.
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:
- Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.
Romanul pastreaza tacerea.
Francezul insista:
- Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?
Romanul:
- Evident.
Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:
- Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.
Atunci, romanul intreaba:
- Voi francezii faceti sex?
- Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.
- Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite?" continua sa intrebe romanul.
- Le aruncam, bine-nteles.
- Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.


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- De ce cari apa aia dupa tine? il intreaba romanul pe tigan.
- Pai cand mi-e sete beau apa. Da tu de ce cari usa aia dupa tine??
- Pai cand mi-e cald deschid geamul...


Romanii la campionatele mondiale. in prima zi au luat o medalie...
In a doua zi au mai luat o medalie...........
In a treia zi....i-au prins!!!


3 oameni merg pe strada...unu era surd...altul schiop shi altul nu vedea absolut nimic...
Primul spune:
- Aud pe cineva care se apropie!!!!....
CelalaltȘ
- Il vad!!!!!!!!.....
La care ultimul
- Hai sa fugim!...


Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia "petit dejuner"-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada) cand un
francez, mestecandu-si nelipsita sa guma, se aseaza langa el.
Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:
- Voi painea o mancati toata?
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:
- Evident.
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:
- Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.
Romanul pastreaza tacerea.
Francezul insista:
- Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?
Romanul:
- Evident.
Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:
- Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.
Atunci, romanul intreaba:
- Voi francezii faceti sex?
- Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.
- Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite?" continua sa intrebe romanul.
- Le aruncam, bine-nteles.
- Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.